Sunday, December 23, 2007

Keeping to yourself just means more time to think.

Hi. I'm Kayla. I am a sheep in wolf's clothing. Not only does folding clothes 8 hours everyday dehydrate you, it also has a tendency to make your mind wander pretty far.

I make more money knitting.

Fold.

Do most people swerve to miss a deer because they value a life or because their insurance will not cover the damages?

Fold.

"Hi! How are you today?" I really couldn't care less, and you know this, but it is mandatory that I ask. "We have sweaters on sale for $9.50 today!" Please support this corporate beast that I work for. No matter how much overpriced shit I sell to you, I will still make minimum wages with little or no compensation.

Fold.

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